Sonntag, 19. Dezember 2010

Die 10 Gebote

Am 17.Dezember ist Don van Vliet gestorben, besser bekannt als Capt. Beefheart.
Okay, vielleicht ist "bekannt" hier in diesem Umfeld etwas übertrieben, aber auch dafür bin ich ja da.
Der Capt. war bis 1985 Musiker, danach "nur" noch als Maler aktiv.
Eine Liste derer zu erstellen, die von ihm in der Musik wie auch in der Malerei stark beeinflusst wurden, würde etwas den Rahmen sprengen.
Mehr Infos zu ihm gibts natürlich auf wikipedia und auf The Captain Beefheart Radar Station (dort gibts auch viele seiner Bilder zu sehen).

Aber eine Liste hab ich trotzdem:




Captain Beefheart´s 10 Commandments of Guitar Playing


1. Listen to the birds
That's where all the music comes from. Birds know everything about how it should sound and where that sound should come from. And watch hummingbirds. They fly really fast, but a lot of times they aren't going anywhere.

2. Your guitar is not really a guitar
Your guitar is a divining rod. Use it to find spirits in the other world and bring them over. A guitar is also a fishing rod. If you're good, you'll land a big one.

3. Practice in front of a bush
Wait until the moon is out, then go outside, eat a multi-grained bread and play your guitar to a bush. If the bush doesn't shake, eat another piece of bread.

4. Walk with the devil
Old Delta blues players referred to guitar amplifiers as the "devil box." And they were right. You have to be an equal opportunity employer in terms of who you're brining over from the other side. Electricity attracts devils and demons. Other instruments attract other spirits. An acoustic guitar attracts Casper. A mandolin attracts Wendy. But an electric guitar attracts Beelzebub.

5. If you're guilty of thinking, you're out
If your brain is part of the process, you're missing it. You should play like a drowning man, struggling to reach shore. If you can trap that feeling, then you have something that is fur bearing.

6. Never point your guitar at anyone
Your instrument has more clout than lightning. Just hit a big chord then run outside to hear it. But make sure you are not standing in an open field.

7. Always carry a church key
That's your key-man clause. Like One String Sam. He's one. He was a Detroit street musician who played in the fifties on a homemade instrument. His song "I Need a Hundred Dollars" is warm pie. Another key to the church is Hubert Sumlin, Howlin' Wolf's guitar player. He just stands there like the Statue of Liberty — making you want to look up her dress the whole time to see how he's doing it.

8. Don't wipe the sweat off your instrument
You need that stink on there. Then you have to get that stink onto your music.

9. Keep your guitar in a dark place
When you're not playing your guitar, cover it and keep it in a dark place. If you don't play your guitar for more than a day, be sure you put a saucer of water in with it.

10. You gotta have a hood for your engine
Keep that hat on. A hat is a pressure cooker. If you have a roof on your house, the hot air can't escape. Even a lima bean has to have a piece of wet paper around it to make it grow.

  

15.Januar 1941 - 17.Dezember 2010


R.I.P.
Don van Vliet

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